I hate the same stupid memes. The ones that are supposed to be all inspirational, with a sunset and big white letters. I hate the racism and extreme right wingers who don’t know shit and their only political tool is a meme that bashes anyone not like them.
I hate the ones who constantly post about drinking and smoking weed, and think they’re so cool cause they get fucked up all the time. I hate the ones who are living the life that everyone seems to dream of, and make others feel remorseful of their own. (I admit, I fall under This category). I’m tired of seeing your fucking kids. I don’t give a fuck. They’re cute, they’re super smart, and they’ll all be having babies at 16, just like you fucking did.
I hate the women there. “I love camping, netflix, my cat, and I’m soooo weird because I put my chips on my sandwich.” Fuck you. You’re the fucking same as everyone else. You’re fucking 2-D like super Mario. You’re flaky, and it’s not desirable, even if you got a bangin ass body that gets compliments on by desperate, lonely, Internet guys that fill your empty soul with validation. You’re just a dumb bitch. Fuck you.
“I have social anxiety and depression.” No you don’t. You fetishize it. You’re just dumb and spoiled. You grew up in the middle of the suburbs, and you know nothing but sitting in your room because you’re too dumb to get out. Fuck you.
“I like netflix”. Who the fuck doesn’t? “I like anime, being a nerd, and talking about random things on skype”. Great, that’s awesome, you sound like every other stupid mother fucker that’s posted the same shit. Fuck you.
It seems like everyone is turning into the same god damn person, all carbon cut outs of the shit we see online. “Omg, I love the walking dead”. Who gives a fuck? I’m sure you love Orange is The New Black too. Oh, wait. I forgot, everything gets abbreviated now. It’s OITNB. Because that’s the latest fad now isn’t it?
“Look at this selfie, omg I’m laughing do hard lmao lol lol roflmao”. Fuck you. Learn some new shit. Get out your comfort zone.
I’m just as guilty about some of these things I’ve posted, I won’t lie, because I know that will be one of the first things people say. The Internet loves to point out tidbits of hypocrisy and rest their whole argument on it.
People used to really intrigue me, in real life, and online, and I was genuinely interested in them and wondered what made them tick. Now I just wanna tell em all fuck you.